GURL! YEAH YOU GURL! It's cold...

My baby Jesus mother winter is coming early this year! What is a style outsider do to? (I mean come on sweaters, SO mainstream!) My go-to winter outfit is a coat... BELTED! Ground breaking, I know. However, if you really want to add some outsider-ness into your look get a bejweled sweeter! Preferably one from the 80's! The sex appeal! Instant boner right there. (The boner will defiantly intensify if you have the jewels on your chest area... OKAY boobs! Happy? Jeez! You're so demanding your perverted interwebz monsters.)

This photo reads, "My baby Jesus, it's cold in this room! 80 degrees? FREEZING! Better cover myself up in a thrifted coat!" It also reads, "JEEZ DOES THIS KID EVER CLEAN HIS ROOM?" The answer to that question is no. NEVER! NEVER I SAY!

Ya like those man boobs? WELL YOU SHOULDN'T! I'm underage! You wonderful pedophile you, (so going to lose all my readers after this post)

Some fun details for you to feast your fashion starved eyes on! DETAIL ORGY RIGHT HERE!

My mom's reaction to my fun loving shoe choice:

"Erik?"

"Yes mumzy?"

"Cowboy boots do not work with that outfit!"

"But mom! I need to recreate brokeback mountain!"

"Sigh... Whatever, get out of here you badazled homosexual genie."

LOVE YOU MOM!
Even more schmexy detail orgys. Look at all those sparkles... SPARKLES!

P.s all thrifted items.

Reinvention Of the Modern Suit

"And there's doctors and lawyers,
And business executives,
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same."- Malvina Reynolds

First suit)

Velvet blazer from a thrift store
Silk scarf from a thrift store
Pants from Topshop
Shoes from nordstrum
Bag from a thrift store

Image taken by a street blogger. He emailed me the photo but hasn't responded to my email asking for the blog name. Totes not chill.

Second suit)

Velvet blazer from a thrift store
White button down from papa G(my dad)
Shoes from a Thrift store
Pants from Topshop
Bag is from Uniclo
Assortment of braclets

If I were to work in a bushiness place thingy majigy I would wear these types of suits. I mean obviously printed jeans aren't allowed at the work place... BUT STILL! THEY HAVE FLOWERS ON THEM <3

Photo shoot

"Click, click, click, flash

(Ya, ya, ya beautiful baby) And the cameras go...

Click, click, click, flash

(Ya, ya, ya beautiful baby)"-Ciara

My friend Rachel, an aspiring photographer, (she also created my banner) consented to a photoshot with moi and here are the results! The outfits were quite rushed, however there of a higher quality then my usual stuff.

(Rachel. Isn't her covered face just so attractive? I mean look at those hands! PURE SEX!)


Romper from a thrift store
Blazer from the same thrift store
Boots from another thrift store
(Thrift stores and I are in a love affair. It's kind of an issue...)

Scarf is from H&M
Pants are from Topshop
Shirt is from H&M
Boots are from a thrift store
Jacket is Rachel's
Cardigan is from H&M


Button down is from my dad
Cardigan is from Topshop
Pants are from Topshop
Boots are from H&M

I apologize for the continuous stream of outfit posts, I know they can be a tad boring. Tomorrow I promise to blog about other aspects of fashion!