Gareth Pugh and I are in a steamy hot love affair

But no seriously. Have you ever wanted to date a designer? Like, not in the nice friendly way but more in like the Yo-dawg-lets-have-hot-steamy-love kinda way? Well if not... Um... Ummmm.... Okay moving on, Gareth Pugh's(GOD's) spring 2012 collection is like sex. Sometimes it causes diseases, but it's fun up until that point! And continuing with that sex analogy this collection screams desperate hoe. The hoe being me, and the men who I do nasty things to are the clothes. (I HOPE GP, oh yeah abbreviating, NEVER READS THIS!)
Maybe it's not as dramatic before, (unless you count the fact that these girls strutted their stuff with their FREAKING boob's and vagina's showing, under the leather rib working of course) but it's still quentisetial Gareth Pugh. His girl, a glamazon with a dark warrior edge always inspires, sometimes confuses, but without fail provides a constant source of inspiration. Gotta be honest, I have a little man boner for Gareth Pugh and his clothes. ESSPECIALLY HIS SHOES! OH GOD THESE SEXY SHOES!

If it wasn't for my non-existent source of income I would without a doubt buy these sex mongers. My feet would be having serious toe gasms if I wore them.
And lastly, for the girl (and me) who can't wear this outfit,

due to the nudity 'issue' I think the best bet would be to combine, and bear with me a black button down. The contrast between the super charged Beyonce warrior and the masculinity of a simple button down would be striking! Or ugly... Who knows!
Goodnight interwebz.

Can We Talk About Cool?

"You came into my heart
So tenderly
With a burning love
That stings like a bee"-The Supremes

A BURNING ORPHANAGE...

Okay now that I have your attention can we talk about cool? If cool was to be defined as a physical object, I think it would find itself nicely packaged in a Christopher Kane collection. I mean maybe its my inner geeky self, (one who secretly looks at the stars and thinks of deep intellectual thoughts such as, "IS THERE LIFE OUT THERE?" or "WILL WE ONE DAY BE LOOKING BACK AT THE STARS... ON A DIFFERENT PLANET") or maybe it 's the fact that I have always had a deep and unbinding crush on anyone named Christopher but in this humble sixteen year old opnion, christopher kane is nothing less then the coolest dude ever.

First look at that asteriod galazy printed resort collection he did a little while back.

Ignoring the drag queen inspired, Carrie Bradshaw wearing shoes this resort collection was fantastic. Period. In the words of the holly style god Rachel Zoe, "I DIE!" Like, I want to think of intelligent witty comments about the beauty of these clothes but all I can think of is like. So... LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LOVE LIKE LIKE LIKE. God I sound like a pre-pubescent school girl waiting excitedly to get an autograph from J baby, or as he's known more widely Justin Bieber....

I need sleep... Goodnight interwebs. Keep yourself busy; stay away from naughty things!