Sexy Things To Do Sexy Things With... SEXY

Some items of sexual interest that you might want to know about:BOW TIES! That's right, wearing these material concoctions will instantly increase your boner capabilities! Think of all the underground wood you will create if you don these things! Sexy power person! Sexy Lawyer! Sexy fashion designer! GOD! The possibility of sexy is endless!
(ALSO ALBER ELBAZ IS A STUD. A beautiful, beautiful, beautiful stud that drapes like no ones business!)

If you're MIKA, you are sexy. Sorry other people, this really only extends to him... BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!


Some sexy Jeffery Campbell wedges! (STILL NOT OVER THE SEXY GRANDMA PATTERN! I WANT TO WEAR A COUCH ON MY FEET, OKAY!) And let’s not even get started on these astro galaxy fantasias! It's like a spaceman took some fun filled photos on his Polaroid camera up in space and made them into shoes. STUDLY.

Grey hair on younging's is SEXY! Period.

Warning: Serious-ness lies ahead

If you believed that title you don't now me well! Anydittle I have found my future husband, someone who will care for me and tell me I have great legs. He'll also serenade my feet with passionate love and desire. If you haven't guessed it yet, my new husband is:

(Yes, the heart was necessary.)
These shoes scream "SEXY GRANDMA GONE WILD!" This grandma was so wild in fact that she decided to destroy her old lady couch and make it into a shoe. RADICAL! On a 1-panda moment (panda moment: A moment that's as cute as panda) This gets a full blown PANDA MOMENT!