Warning: Serious-ness lies ahead

If you believed that title you don't now me well! Anydittle I have found my future husband, someone who will care for me and tell me I have great legs. He'll also serenade my feet with passionate love and desire. If you haven't guessed it yet, my new husband is:

(Yes, the heart was necessary.)
These shoes scream "SEXY GRANDMA GONE WILD!" This grandma was so wild in fact that she decided to destroy her old lady couch and make it into a shoe. RADICAL! On a 1-panda moment (panda moment: A moment that's as cute as panda) This gets a full blown PANDA MOMENT!